Thursday, July 8, 2010

Law and Order


Gentle Readers, it has come to this.  I have told my husband that anything he says can and will be used against him on this blog.I  have testified in a previous post that upon returning from work one day when hubby went upstairs to change he hollered down the stairs to me, "Miracles still happen,  I found five freshly ironed shirts in my closet."

After several days of nasty humidity in which I am unable to function,  today I revved up the vacuum for some necessary activity.  From his dozing position on his comfy chair he questioned, "What is that noise?"  "The vacuum", I replied innocently.  "Oh, I forgot what it sounded like."

Do we have the three strikes rule in Canada? Is it only the first week of his summer vacation?  More importantly, can I make it through to September?

16 comments:

My Yellow House said...

This is hilarious! I'd say 1 more strike for him and you're going on strike - show him what can happen when he bites the hand that runs the house! :) It must be the humidity, mine's said a few off the wall comments to me lately too - hang tight, just a few more months to go! Enjoy your day!
Sarah

Vintage Sassy said...

Hi Deb..

OMG, you made my day with this post!! I definitely think it's the humidity as I am just a tad on the cranky side. I'm ready for fall. Other than painting yesterday, my motivation level is waayyyy down.

xo
LeAnn

Becky said...

It sounds like we'd better keep our boys apart. They are too much alike. The taco comment on my post yesterday proves it. Oh, my ... what are we going to do with them. And you have him for now long ?? ... the WHOOOOOLE summer??? Eeeek

aimee said...

your husband is a hoot! thanks for the laugh :)
blessings,
aimee

Liberty Biberty said...

Men are the same all over the world Deb...I've heard similar comments here. However, I've managed to train my hubby to iron his own shirts!
Mercedes

Sweet Bee Cottage said...

Whatever happens this summer, with a jury of your peers, you'll get off. I know I'd find you innocent!

jen @ homeinthecountry said...

Your husband is hilarious! I bet living with him is really an adventure... :)

redeemed diva said...

What a great sense of humour!!!
By the way, I did send a thank you email for the pillow, right?
If not, thank you!!!!!!

Linda said...

LOL, Deb! Sounds like something for his permanent husband record...

Make mine Mid-Century said...

Definitely, three strikes! I can tell he loves you, though.

Leslie said...

lol I am so with you. It is too hot to do anything.

thelumberjackswife said...

Ha! That was funny!
Good luck with that humidity. Sounds fun. :)

thedomesticfringe said...

Your hubby sounds so funny. I think he should write a guest post! :-)

I'm sorry to say that I've heard it's going to be a long, HOT summer.
-FringeGirl

Felicity said...

my husband is always saying to me 'and dont put that on your blog!' if i dont blog about his mishaps i normally end up telling all the mums at school! my poor hubby! fliss xx

Anke said...

Didn't you mean to say "will he make it to September"? ;-)

An Urban Cottage said...

This totally cracked my up and it's why I love to read your blog. You're a great storyteller!